by Mike Shea on 1 July 2004
"At last I am free! You there, Mr. "President". Prepare to feel my Screaming Twin Viper Fang!"
"Fiendish desert devil! You cannot defeat my Yellow Toothed Eagle's Claw!"
"Be careful, my western friends! I shall hold back this field with the Queen's Twin Knife Hand! Aaaheeegah!"
"Infidels! I shall use my Allah's Needle-Strike to tear out your godless eyes!"
"Frankly, old man, my minions study your style and your weak gung-fu bores me."
"George, let me finish this once and for all with my Thumb-strike of Freedom. Go Fuck Yourself!"