by Mike Shea on 24 May 2004
The US killed 45 people a wedding party.
Don Rumsfeld outlawed camera phones in military prisons. That should stop those embarrassing prison photos from hitting the front page of every newspaper in America. I was reading Farenheit 451 about 30 minutes before reading this. The lines between that book and our lives gets thinner and thinner.
5500 Iraqis have died since Bush won his war in Iraq over a year ago.
Forget all of this. Just worry about your fucking killer almonds and vote for George Bush because that Kerry talks funny and looks like a horse.
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